February 2012
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bitermelon
I listened to KROQ all afternoon yesterday and found that the answer was Black Keys. All I had to do was call in today, be number 106 and say Black Keys and WABAM two 3day passes to Coachella. I’m in lab mind you, not studying for my quiz, and calling and calling and calling. Then OMFG MY CALL GETS THROUGH AND I’M FREAKING OUT INSIDE. A guy picks up. Caller 104. Fuck. So close yet so...
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Anonymous asked: hi nigga. guess who it is
Feb 22nd
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Anonymous asked: Hi I lubb you <33 hehehehe
Feb 22nd
Me: Gonna have that cricket team in you right, Beeta?
Beeta: Hey! Who says I'm gonna get pregnant?
Utsav: I don't know what you're talking about I'm knocking you up as soon as we graduate.
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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i live vicariously through my best friend
Some men just need to grow a pair and just tell the girl how they feel. Stop sending them on rollercoasters, don’t treat their feelings like boomerangs, don’t be so fucking wishy washy. Like here we are, making it very clear how we feel and it already took a lot of courage to do so (trust me it took hours) but like.. you’re just too stupid to process it and give us a straight...
Feb 21st
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“The brick walls are not there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to give...”
– Randy Pausch
Feb 20th
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@xchelly love
two-dimensional: once there was a kingdom called kpop. it started out small, but people kept joining and joining. then people starting fighting with each other. and everyone killed everyone. the end.
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 17th
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Ok i lost a follower I’m done @asayu you could’ve stopped reading you know..
Feb 17th
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xeno
dictionaryofobscuresorrows: n. the smallest measurable unit of human connection, typically exchanged between passing strangers—a flirtatious glance, a sympathetic nod, a shared laugh about some odd coincidence—moments that are fleeting and random but still contain powerful emotional nutrients that can alleviate the symptoms of feeling alone.
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 3rd
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Anonymous asked: its brittany betch
Feb 3rd
Anonymous asked: What's the perfect thing do for a girl on Valentines Day?
Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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January 2012
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Friend’s fix for Alicia problem: OPTION 1: Slowly steal her underwear. Use gloves. One day she’ll be like “hey where’d all my underwear go?” and then I can yell in her face “HOW DO YOU LIKE DEM APPLES NOW BITCH” OPTION 2: Take pictures of her things and sell them on Craigslist. But on the posting put her number so she gets creepy calls about her...
Jan 31st
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why the fuck are there dishes and cups in the...
-They’re mine. I don’t even own that many of my own kitchenware but I’ve kept my own shit pretty separated. But no, there they are on the bathroom floor and tub… This is why I desanitize EVERYTHING when she’s gone and I was EVERYTHING before every use -Why are they in the bathroom.. I’ll tell you why. Because the big plastic container she has in her room of...
Jan 31st