Friend’s fix for Alicia problem:

OPTION 1: Slowly steal her underwear. Use gloves. One day she’ll be like “hey where’d all my underwear go?” and then I can yell in her face “HOW DO YOU LIKE DEM APPLES NOW BITCH”

OPTION 2: Take pictures of her things and sell them on Craigslist. But on the posting put her number so she gets creepy calls about her things.

lol my sister also told me to start a tumblr devoted to pictures about shit she does. I think I’m going to start that.

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Posted on Monday, 30 January
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  1. josephkim said: poop in a bottle. close it. let it ferment. put said bottle in a corner of her closet. open the cap. enjoy.
  2. ijusthateeverything posted this